SO as I mentioned in my post titled POST-DIVORCE DEBAUCHERY I was inspired by a member on AdultFriendFinder with her post called "what a year!" to note my new, sexy and fun accomplishments of the past four years since my divorce. My friend likes to say I have PDD syndrome..
Ok, the hits just keep on cumming. For someone who basically flirts like the dickens (dick-ends?) but is not an instigator, I am somehow having more fun than I would have ever expected at the ripe old age of 52.
I had also mentioned that I'd hoped it would be a continuously evolving list...so here's the new stuff...
Here's a bit of an update since the last checklist of all of the sexy new experiences I've lucked into since my splitting with the ex-wife in 2003...
* Though I'd previously enjoyed anal toys applied by my partners, I'd longed to be fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a strap-on. Cross another off the list. It was quite amazing, I might add. Miss Mary rises to the occasion...
* Had my 2nd threesome with those same two women (3rd overall). A wonderful experience. I was in a more frequently voyeuristic position this time with less attention foisted on me and found I enjoyed it just as much as the previous occasion, especially since this occurrence was unplanned and spontaneous.
* Had a stunning marathon session with my exploratory partner and her live-in lesbian lover that lasted 18 hours (threesome #4). It was a marathon in four basic stages...I watched them for a couple of hours and then being pulled into a beautiful group grope with minimum physical involvement from me. Then I dominated EXP for an hour or more with her girl adding instruction from across the room via hand signals tying, flogging, spanking, debasing her while her girlfriend watched from various places in the room, eventually giving me hand signals as to what she wanted to see including making Exp come with my hands and forcing her to suck my cock. I was sub/dom at the same time. Kind of a switch's dream. EXP's gal then dominated me for a long while. She sat on my back, me face down in the long, white faux rug. She scraped her nails deeply and slowly up the back of my legs, spanked my ass with a leather paddle and strap, flogged my back and pushed her thumb's into pressure points behind my knees until I thought I was going to pass out while EXP watched, turned on from the couch. After a short break, I watched EXP fuck her girl with a strap-on and then they both gave much attention to me. In between all of these times were various grope-a-thons between us all.
* Had my cock sucked in suck-session by two women. One of whom hadn't sucked a cock in four years (full-time lesbian) and hadn't lost a thing, I might add.
* Had a session where I was dominated, spanked, flogged, had the pressure points on the back of my knees prodded, fingernails run hard up the back of my legs and back, and a hot wax/ice water routine by a woman of some experience while my EXP watched.
* began two interesting friendships which two amazing women, one a pen pal, who has joined me in fantasy writing back and forth and who I had my first chat sex with. Steamy, imaginative woman. This has developed into a full-fledged Internet romance with much possibility in the wings...I would like to introduce her to her first sex with another woman which is at top of her list...hmmm
* ate E for the first time and spent nearly three hours playing naked in the back of a Sequoia parked in a quite hotel parking lot. This was in the middle of a long weekend of tequila fueled debauchery and the best wedding reception ever.
* joined a Poly Party Group which I am excited to become active in. It is Philly based but looking for one out West. My embrace of my Poly lifestyle is being aided and abetted by my wondrous partners (x3) and an amazing new woman who has been in the lifestyle "officially" for 4 years with her equally loving and supportive hubby. Her stories and example from her life are truly overflowing with love and so incredibly inspiring. Sounds like we shall be playing together soon...I feel it comin' on...
* I had a wondrous 26 hour first date with an incredible woman named Christmas who said she had a "new trick", Ah, my first "squirter" (Sorry, Miss Mary. You can punish me later for using the word). I was quite impressed (and quite drenched). Between her talents and my increasing ability to utilize the Taoist "ingasm" techniques we were virtually a non-stop orgasm factory for a wonderful day. Wow. During the date we also got a call from my EXP who we put on speaker phone for a bit...we should have warned her so she could've cleared her schedule...lol...obviously, Christmas comes quite a bit more than once a year.
* Found myself being approached fairly regularly by very sexy, open-minded women whose only real similarity is that they are all in relationships that are tenuous based in some large part on the fact that their partners have become or have long been relatively asexual (not interested in sex). The women seem very attracted by the polyamorous nature of my life and also by the honesty, openness and non-agenda based sexiness they claim to see in me. I am sort of learning to understand this and I ain't complaining. I don't want to be a "player" but am looking for quality open-minded partners, and would love to have a handful of loving partners to bring into my existing circle. Not about quantity but quality. It's truly all about bring MORE love and compassion and understanding to each others lives and sharing the resulting fulfillment with the other people you love. Pretty enlightened concept though lots of work and hard to do successfully but I have been lucky and seem to be meeting the right, drama-less folks. Don't want to break up marriages or facilitate discord but I am comfortable that with right intent and loving empathy and communication that this can be good for all involved. Lecture over. Hahaha.
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Thursday, October 1, 2009
Monday, September 1, 2008
WILD AT HEART, INDEED
It’s extremely odd
That in the fastest passing of a month
That one can remember
When all that is really recalled
Is your name
And the ever changing
Glorious look of you across the room
In her arms
Or her arms
In my arms
In your chair
In your element
Surrounded by your things
Your glow
Tarnished light all soft and asking
You being loved
Soft
Hard
Fast
Slowly
All eyes on you, baby
All hands on deck
It being “let’s Please Mary Week”
It being 6 a.m. in the morning
Half-way through
A marathon of six hands playing tootsie
Three hearts playing tag
Across one furry white carpet
An old wobbly cat perched on her back
As she strokes warm, hard meat with one hand
Fingers, again, your wet shivering gash with the other
Open and beckoning her in
The three of us piled neatly
Enveloping the objects of our desires
The shadows of our smiles
The sources of our panting breath
Our slavishly pounding hearts.
Surrounded
Smothered by the love
You can’t utter
But can’t but help to see
Can’t help to feel
Coming at you from all sides
Arms entwined
Palms on breasts
Foreheads
Thighs
Cunts and cock
Asses and bellies and lips and tongues
Dimples all smiles we all are
Sly, ravenous, rapturous smiles akimbo
What next?
What next?
No one dare ask allowed for to break the spell
The flow
The certainty that all rises at its own pace
Its own level of comfort
And comfort
Ease of deliberation
Simplicity of emotive
Synchronous
Drive
The elemental coming together of three
Count ‘em
Three adventurous souls
Passionate care
For each others sweet spots
Soft spots
Smoldering hot spots
Just part of the glimmering dew,
Embrace of the goodness
The sharing
The skin-on-skin
Jealousy breakdown
Jettisoned
Along with the angst and the time
That passes clandestinely behind the curtains
Separating all of this heat
From the dawning of the outside world.
That in the fastest passing of a month
That one can remember
When all that is really recalled
Is your name
And the ever changing
Glorious look of you across the room
In her arms
Or her arms
In my arms
In your chair
In your element
Surrounded by your things
Your glow
Tarnished light all soft and asking
You being loved
Soft
Hard
Fast
Slowly
All eyes on you, baby
All hands on deck
It being “let’s Please Mary Week”
It being 6 a.m. in the morning
Half-way through
A marathon of six hands playing tootsie
Three hearts playing tag
Across one furry white carpet
An old wobbly cat perched on her back
As she strokes warm, hard meat with one hand
Fingers, again, your wet shivering gash with the other
Open and beckoning her in
The three of us piled neatly
Enveloping the objects of our desires
The shadows of our smiles
The sources of our panting breath
Our slavishly pounding hearts.
Surrounded
Smothered by the love
You can’t utter
But can’t but help to see
Can’t help to feel
Coming at you from all sides
Arms entwined
Palms on breasts
Foreheads
Thighs
Cunts and cock
Asses and bellies and lips and tongues
Dimples all smiles we all are
Sly, ravenous, rapturous smiles akimbo
What next?
What next?
No one dare ask allowed for to break the spell
The flow
The certainty that all rises at its own pace
Its own level of comfort
And comfort
Ease of deliberation
Simplicity of emotive
Synchronous
Drive
The elemental coming together of three
Count ‘em
Three adventurous souls
Passionate care
For each others sweet spots
Soft spots
Smoldering hot spots
Just part of the glimmering dew,
Embrace of the goodness
The sharing
The skin-on-skin
Jealousy breakdown
Jettisoned
Along with the angst and the time
That passes clandestinely behind the curtains
Separating all of this heat
From the dawning of the outside world.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
POST-DIVORCE DEBAUCHERY
I was inspired by a member on AdultFriendFinder with her post called "what a year!" to note my new, sexy and fun accomplishments of the past four years since my divorce. Hopefully, this we be a constantly evolving list.
* Became a fully confident, sexually satisfied human being and most importantly learned to not define myself by who I was with and whether or not I was in a relationship. Finally, figured out that it was ME who made ME happy not someone else’s responsibility.
* Found that being polyamorous is not just an excuse to fool around, but also a chance to love and share and respect your partner(s) deeply. That polyamory has nothing to do with being promiscuous or with lack of commitment, love or devotion. In fact, it's all about deep commitment to honesty, sharing, openness and the happiness of your partner.
* Learned how to lose a great deal of my inhibitions
* Realized that yes, I am kinkier than most but still blown away by some of you all out there i.e. there’s always room for new insights ☺
* Became multi-orgasmic. Learned how to injaculate and men, it is worth the effort…way worth the effort.
* Became fully comfortable with my bi-tendencies and fantasies and anxious to find the right man to make them a reality. (I'm way picky, boys so be patient)
* Learned that my previous idea of what was sexually attractive was not only limiting but completely off-base…you are ALL gorgeous.
* Learned to have a lot more self-confidence in bed and in life.
* Started a sex blog that has become incredibly fun after years of secret journaling.
* Discovered that I love ass play and light bondage and discipline and role-playing even more than I ever thought.
* Re-entered a feverish and loving sexual relationship with an ex-lover from 27 years ago (who has been in a long, sexless marriage she is currently freeing herself from) and it’s SO much more passionate and sensual and intense than ever before. She is extremely responsive and open to many of my new sexual explorations and is as romantic and loving as anyone I have ever met. I adore every minute with her.
* Had phone sex for the first time and with my various lovers that shook the rooftops and allowed my verbal tendencies a new outlet.
* Had transcendent sex that totally changed my life spiritually and sexually after working through the initial confusion and misplaced emotional roller coaster that it began.
* Began a sexual tryst, a sort of more well-defined and heady “fuck buddy” regular scene with an “exploratory partner” that opened so many doors and realized so many fantasies and in spite of our early “rules” found us both just falling wonderfully for each other in an incredibly open, giving, sharing and non-clinging way that still reveals a wonderful depth of emotion and trust between us whether or not we are currently trysting.
* Had an orgy with two male old friends and two beautiful working girls that was just a blast.
* Had sexual relations with women 2, 13, 15, 25 and 28 years my junior.
* Admitted my bi-curiousness to a large handful of good friends and got nothing but positive reactions.
What
* Had sex with 2 different women in a 48 hour period.
* Had a woman lick my asshole. Amazing.
* Got fucked in the ass with fingers and toys by two different women. Wow.
* Fucked two different women in the ass a few times. Incredible.
* Stared into the eyes of a woman while she licked pussy for the first time of a woman who had never been with another woman.
* Got experience dominating and being submissive to a woman (with two different women together and three separately on a few occasions) using, whips, restraints, flogging, cuffs, tied one to a saddle, nipple clamps, dirty language, blindfolds, satin, food, candle wax, oils, dildos, vibrators, cock rings, feathers, silk dust and more…needless to say I am a full switch...
* Had my first threesome with two women: one who had minimal experience in group situations and the other who had zero experience with groups and zero experiences with women. I am officially and completely hooked.
* Had my cock sucked on at the same time by two women.
* Being tied and spanked and dominated by two women who took turns showing each other new tricks. Yum.
Where
(Most not actual firsts but fun none-the-less)
* Had sex in my shower in my new apartment (first time there)
* Had sex in my bed there also (first time there)
* Had sex in the hallway in my West Coast home (first time there)
* Have now had sex in every room of my West Coast home except for the basement
* Had sex in a hot tub for the first time
* Got a hand job in the car on Pacific Coast Highway
* Got a blow job in a strip joint (first time ever)
* Got a hand job on a train between NY and Philly (first time ever)
* Had sex in numerous hotel rooms
* Got a hand job in the open on a couch in a dark restaurant (first time)
* Pulled out my cock and rubbed up against my girlfriend in a phone booth in a restaurant (first time ever)
* Got passionate in numerous elevators (no sex yet but give us time)
* Accidentally ripped the headboard off the wall in a swanky Santa Monica hotel during my first new sex with my former/and newly rediscovered lover.
How Many
* my first and second threesomes (two different groups of girls – both FMF)
* my first bi-phone sex three-way. Me and a M friend on one end hovering over the speaker phone with my EXP on the other end of the line.
* More sexual partners in one year than in any previous year
* More different dating partners than I have ever had in a two-year period (actual sexual and non-sexual dates not including strip clubs…)
And this all before signing on to AdultFriendFinder...hmmm
* Became a fully confident, sexually satisfied human being and most importantly learned to not define myself by who I was with and whether or not I was in a relationship. Finally, figured out that it was ME who made ME happy not someone else’s responsibility.
* Found that being polyamorous is not just an excuse to fool around, but also a chance to love and share and respect your partner(s) deeply. That polyamory has nothing to do with being promiscuous or with lack of commitment, love or devotion. In fact, it's all about deep commitment to honesty, sharing, openness and the happiness of your partner.
* Learned how to lose a great deal of my inhibitions
* Realized that yes, I am kinkier than most but still blown away by some of you all out there i.e. there’s always room for new insights ☺
* Became multi-orgasmic. Learned how to injaculate and men, it is worth the effort…way worth the effort.
* Became fully comfortable with my bi-tendencies and fantasies and anxious to find the right man to make them a reality. (I'm way picky, boys so be patient)
* Learned that my previous idea of what was sexually attractive was not only limiting but completely off-base…you are ALL gorgeous.
* Learned to have a lot more self-confidence in bed and in life.
* Started a sex blog that has become incredibly fun after years of secret journaling.
* Discovered that I love ass play and light bondage and discipline and role-playing even more than I ever thought.
* Re-entered a feverish and loving sexual relationship with an ex-lover from 27 years ago (who has been in a long, sexless marriage she is currently freeing herself from) and it’s SO much more passionate and sensual and intense than ever before. She is extremely responsive and open to many of my new sexual explorations and is as romantic and loving as anyone I have ever met. I adore every minute with her.
* Had phone sex for the first time and with my various lovers that shook the rooftops and allowed my verbal tendencies a new outlet.
* Had transcendent sex that totally changed my life spiritually and sexually after working through the initial confusion and misplaced emotional roller coaster that it began.
* Began a sexual tryst, a sort of more well-defined and heady “fuck buddy” regular scene with an “exploratory partner” that opened so many doors and realized so many fantasies and in spite of our early “rules” found us both just falling wonderfully for each other in an incredibly open, giving, sharing and non-clinging way that still reveals a wonderful depth of emotion and trust between us whether or not we are currently trysting.
* Had an orgy with two male old friends and two beautiful working girls that was just a blast.
* Had sexual relations with women 2, 13, 15, 25 and 28 years my junior.
* Admitted my bi-curiousness to a large handful of good friends and got nothing but positive reactions.
What
* Had sex with 2 different women in a 48 hour period.
* Had a woman lick my asshole. Amazing.
* Got fucked in the ass with fingers and toys by two different women. Wow.
* Fucked two different women in the ass a few times. Incredible.
* Stared into the eyes of a woman while she licked pussy for the first time of a woman who had never been with another woman.
* Got experience dominating and being submissive to a woman (with two different women together and three separately on a few occasions) using, whips, restraints, flogging, cuffs, tied one to a saddle, nipple clamps, dirty language, blindfolds, satin, food, candle wax, oils, dildos, vibrators, cock rings, feathers, silk dust and more…needless to say I am a full switch...
* Had my first threesome with two women: one who had minimal experience in group situations and the other who had zero experience with groups and zero experiences with women. I am officially and completely hooked.
* Had my cock sucked on at the same time by two women.
* Being tied and spanked and dominated by two women who took turns showing each other new tricks. Yum.
Where
(Most not actual firsts but fun none-the-less)
* Had sex in my shower in my new apartment (first time there)
* Had sex in my bed there also (first time there)
* Had sex in the hallway in my West Coast home (first time there)
* Have now had sex in every room of my West Coast home except for the basement
* Had sex in a hot tub for the first time
* Got a hand job in the car on Pacific Coast Highway
* Got a blow job in a strip joint (first time ever)
* Got a hand job on a train between NY and Philly (first time ever)
* Had sex in numerous hotel rooms
* Got a hand job in the open on a couch in a dark restaurant (first time)
* Pulled out my cock and rubbed up against my girlfriend in a phone booth in a restaurant (first time ever)
* Got passionate in numerous elevators (no sex yet but give us time)
* Accidentally ripped the headboard off the wall in a swanky Santa Monica hotel during my first new sex with my former/and newly rediscovered lover.
How Many
* my first and second threesomes (two different groups of girls – both FMF)
* my first bi-phone sex three-way. Me and a M friend on one end hovering over the speaker phone with my EXP on the other end of the line.
* More sexual partners in one year than in any previous year
* More different dating partners than I have ever had in a two-year period (actual sexual and non-sexual dates not including strip clubs…)
And this all before signing on to AdultFriendFinder...hmmm
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
"IT'S LIKE DISCOVERING PLUTONIUM...BY ACCIDENT."
I've had a difficult time blogging about my first real, non-imaginary, threesome...Instead, I have been luxuriating in the memory, reliving the details in rich, vibrant, Technicolor r.e.m. sleep as well as in conversation with all of my jealous male friends, thoroughly impressed and beautifully skeptical female friends...but sit down and put the details down on "paper" has been a bit more difficult. It's almost as if I take the time to actually write about it, I may realize that it really was just some kind of twisted Twilight Zone moment where I slipped through the cracks between 50 years of fantasizing and some truly blessed event...would I be able to discern reality from fantasy?
So tonight while perusing online Swingers dating sites--and just wondering, "Is this really me? Do I have it in me to jump in dick first to a whole new lifestyle? Will my loving and willing girlfriend Randi be as willing as she has seemed to be in considering all of these other radically less dramatic 'suggestions' I've thrown at her way this past year?"--I hear from the TV across the room an old rerun of SEINFELD which held the answers to at least one of the aforementioned quandaries...YES, here is my way through the writer's block...through the invisible wall of indecision which has held back my confessional needs...so I give you…the prologue, catalyst, cattle prod that will hopefully bear blog fruit as I begin to tell you about the wonders of triplicate sex...
Read on from the SEINFELD episode called “The Switch”...It starts with Jerry & George planning Jerry’s attempt to do the impossible, trying to switch from dating one girl (Sandy) to her hotter roommate (Laura)...
GEORGE: All right. Let's go over it again, one more time.
JERRY: All right. So I tell Sandy that I want to have a ménage a trois with her and her roommate.
GEORGE: That's right.
JERRY: And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect. Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the premises.
GEORGE: Keep going.
JERRY: At this point, it is inevitable that she will seek out the roommate to apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events.
GEORGE: Continue.
JERRY: The roommate will then offer her friend the requisite sympathy even as part of her cannot help but feel somewhat flattered by her inclusion in the unusual request.
{George takes over.}
GEORGE: A few days go by and a call is placed at a time when Sandy is known to be busy at work. Once the initial awkwardness is relieved with a little playful humor, which she [Laura] of course cannot resist, an invitation to a friendly dinner is proffered.
JERRY: Huh. Well, it all sounds pretty good. There's only one flaw in it: They're roommates. She'd have to go out with me behind Sandy's back. She's not gonna do that.
{Another pregnant pause. George?}
GEORGE: You disappoint me, my friend. Sandy wants nothing to do with you. She tells Laura, "If you want to waste your time with that pervert, that's your problem."
{Final pause. Jerry?}
JERRY: It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple.
GEORGE: {George, finger in the peanut butter jar}: This is what I do.
>>>>
LATER IN THE SHOW...
>>>>
Sandy's apartment
SANDY: What:
JERRY: You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its Ménage A Trois.
SANDY: Oooo, that is a wild idea
JERRY: Uh?
>>>>
LATER IN THE SHOW...
>>>>
GEORGE: Hey, what happened with Sandy. I forgot all about it. Did you call her?
JERRY: Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.
GEORGE: So what happened? She throw you out? Eh?
JERRY: No actually, she took it pretty well.
GEORGE: So what happened?
JERRY: She's into it.
GEORGE: Into what?
JERRY: The ménage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate’s into the ménage too.
GEORGE: That's unbelievable.
JERRY: Oh, it's a scene man.
GEORGE: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
JERRY: What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it.
GEORGE: You're not goin’ to do it? What do you mean, you're not goin’ to do it?
JERRY: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.
GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.
JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me.
JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either.
GEORGE: I know.
***
....FOOLISH BOYS...OF COURSE THEY COULD...AND SHOULD....
So tonight while perusing online Swingers dating sites--and just wondering, "Is this really me? Do I have it in me to jump in dick first to a whole new lifestyle? Will my loving and willing girlfriend Randi be as willing as she has seemed to be in considering all of these other radically less dramatic 'suggestions' I've thrown at her way this past year?"--I hear from the TV across the room an old rerun of SEINFELD which held the answers to at least one of the aforementioned quandaries...YES, here is my way through the writer's block...through the invisible wall of indecision which has held back my confessional needs...so I give you…the prologue, catalyst, cattle prod that will hopefully bear blog fruit as I begin to tell you about the wonders of triplicate sex...
Read on from the SEINFELD episode called “The Switch”...It starts with Jerry & George planning Jerry’s attempt to do the impossible, trying to switch from dating one girl (Sandy) to her hotter roommate (Laura)...
GEORGE: All right. Let's go over it again, one more time.
JERRY: All right. So I tell Sandy that I want to have a ménage a trois with her and her roommate.
GEORGE: That's right.
JERRY: And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect. Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the premises.
GEORGE: Keep going.
JERRY: At this point, it is inevitable that she will seek out the roommate to apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events.
GEORGE: Continue.
JERRY: The roommate will then offer her friend the requisite sympathy even as part of her cannot help but feel somewhat flattered by her inclusion in the unusual request.
{George takes over.}
GEORGE: A few days go by and a call is placed at a time when Sandy is known to be busy at work. Once the initial awkwardness is relieved with a little playful humor, which she [Laura] of course cannot resist, an invitation to a friendly dinner is proffered.
JERRY: Huh. Well, it all sounds pretty good. There's only one flaw in it: They're roommates. She'd have to go out with me behind Sandy's back. She's not gonna do that.
{Another pregnant pause. George?}
GEORGE: You disappoint me, my friend. Sandy wants nothing to do with you. She tells Laura, "If you want to waste your time with that pervert, that's your problem."
{Final pause. Jerry?}
JERRY: It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple.
GEORGE: {George, finger in the peanut butter jar}: This is what I do.
>>>>
LATER IN THE SHOW...
>>>>
Sandy's apartment
SANDY: What:
JERRY: You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its Ménage A Trois.
SANDY: Oooo, that is a wild idea
JERRY: Uh?
>>>>
LATER IN THE SHOW...
>>>>
GEORGE: Hey, what happened with Sandy. I forgot all about it. Did you call her?
JERRY: Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.
GEORGE: So what happened? She throw you out? Eh?
JERRY: No actually, she took it pretty well.
GEORGE: So what happened?
JERRY: She's into it.
GEORGE: Into what?
JERRY: The ménage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate’s into the ménage too.
GEORGE: That's unbelievable.
JERRY: Oh, it's a scene man.
GEORGE: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
JERRY: What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it.
GEORGE: You're not goin’ to do it? What do you mean, you're not goin’ to do it?
JERRY: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.
GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.
JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me.
JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either.
GEORGE: I know.
***
....FOOLISH BOYS...OF COURSE THEY COULD...AND SHOULD....
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